Demiplane Insurance Prices, Summoning Aid
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Demiplane Insurance Prices, Summoning Aid
My fellow investigators of the Nets of Inter, today the General Board of Witchcraft has released the new prices for Demiplane insurance and they are OUTRAGEOUS!
1549$ a month for every 100ft3, a 12% increase and at least a few times inflation! This is ridiculous and it might force the Inner Sanctum to close one of its 16 Demiplanes, and by the looks of what my apprentice Similcar has presented me: The eternal happiness plane might need to be shut down for good, all the unicorns there will be without home or jobs.
I look towards my fellows for means to aid my plight, I consider the most terrible curses upon the General Board of Witchcraft
1549$ a month for every 100ft3, a 12% increase and at least a few times inflation! This is ridiculous and it might force the Inner Sanctum to close one of its 16 Demiplanes, and by the looks of what my apprentice Similcar has presented me: The eternal happiness plane might need to be shut down for good, all the unicorns there will be without home or jobs.
I look towards my fellows for means to aid my plight, I consider the most terrible curses upon the General Board of Witchcraft
ABalthasar- Posts : 41
Join date : 2024-07-16
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Location : The Inner Sactum of Ardakesh, located on Main Street
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Geez, $1549 a month for every 100 cubic feet? That's wild. Even if you kept the demiplane strictly to a height of 8 feet (standard for ceilings), it'd be that much for each 3.5 foot square roughly, that's insane.
Still, I wouldn't mess with the General Board of Witchcraft, I imagine they have some serious wards and could conjure a serious counterattack.
Still, I wouldn't mess with the General Board of Witchcraft, I imagine they have some serious wards and could conjure a serious counterattack.
GeicoWizard- Posts : 66
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Location : Behind Seven Wards
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Ugh, the GBW... Va Mammon's Classroom will resolve this shortly.
Chrysdia_Robin99- Posts : 42
Join date : 2024-07-14
Age : 25
Location : INT-U, Idyll Nous Tower
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GeicoWizard wrote:Geez, $1549 a month for every 100 cubic feet? That's wild. Even if you kept the demiplane strictly to a height of 8 feet (standard for ceilings), it'd be that much for each 3.5 foot square roughly, that's insane.
Still, I wouldn't mess with the General Board of Witchcraft, I imagine they have some serious wards and could conjure a serious counterattack.
Oh they are a powerful bunch of fellows, fellows who need to be taught a lesson!
![Rolling Eyes](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Perchance, have you dabbled in the art of Magical Insurance?
ABalthasar- Posts : 41
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i can fill their lungs with carrot for you
carrot-wizard- Posts : 75
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ABalthasar wrote:GeicoWizard wrote:Geez, $1549 a month for every 100 cubic feet? That's wild. Even if you kept the demiplane strictly to a height of 8 feet (standard for ceilings), it'd be that much for each 3.5 foot square roughly, that's insane.
Still, I wouldn't mess with the General Board of Witchcraft, I imagine they have some serious wards and could conjure a serious counterattack.
Oh they are a powerful bunch of fellows, fellows who need to be taught a lesson!For these pests shall not learn until their skin has turned inside-out. I the Arch Wizards of the Inner Sanctum, might just do it if their pests will not give me an option.
Perchance, have you dabbled in the art of Magical Insurance?
I'm a Risk Analyst for a mundane insurance firm. I tend to stay away from Magical Insurance, it's a fairly unstable market, hard to predict the possible extent of damages.
GeicoWizard- Posts : 66
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Hello Balthasar,
Check the news in 1.5 hours. Thank you for bringing this troubling matter to our attention.
Robin
Check the news in 1.5 hours. Thank you for bringing this troubling matter to our attention.
Robin
Chrysdia_Robin99- Posts : 42
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Chrysdia_Robin99 wrote:Hello Balthasar,
Check the news in 1.5 hours. Thank you for bringing this troubling matter to our attention.
Robin
I'm most pleased, I just had a spell slot became available, should the return no be satisfactory, I may take action
ABalthasar- Posts : 41
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I may be lost or out of the loop as it were but when exactly did Demiplane Insurance start becoming a thing? It was never like such a prominent thing when I was active.
SmittenKitten- Posts : 20
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SmittenKitten wrote:I may be lost or out of the loop as it were but when exactly did Demiplane Insurance start becoming a thing? It was never like such a prominent thing when I was active.
It became a booming business recently. It is not often that a demiplane would destabilize, however if one should ever happen it would be catastrophic to one's coinpurse. Some took the opportunity to make money by offering insurance to pay for such an occasion.
The_Sinful_Arius- Posts : 11
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SmittenKitten wrote:I may be lost or out of the loop as it were but when exactly did Demiplane Insurance start becoming a thing? It was never like such a prominent thing when I was active.
It became a "thing" after the great calamity of 1892, when the Demiplanes collapsed onto each other across the tri-state area, many good Demiplanes and knowledge was lost, but the treasury ran dry to replace what we could
So Demiplane Insurance was born to aid recouping such costs.
ABalthasar- Posts : 41
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Chrysdia_Robin99 wrote:Hello Balthasar,
Check the news in 1.5 hours. Thank you for bringing this troubling matter to our attention.
Robin
There has been no news. My spell is ready to lash out against the General Board, I will have Pyotir, when he returns (He often goes missing), send my demands.
Inform me the news, if there has been any. My patience drains for everyday is closer to day in which I will be forced to pay these outrageous amounts
ABalthasar- Posts : 41
Join date : 2024-07-16
Age : 74
Location : The Inner Sactum of Ardakesh, located on Main Street
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See this is why I just pay a klutch of kobolds to use their den for extra storage instead of dealing with all the bureaucracy around demiplanes. Seems exhausting on top of being outrageously expensive. Plus the kobolds are already reptilian so they make great pet sitters for my snakes when I'm out.
Books'n'Brews- Posts : 25
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Oh Yeah insurance is rough. Luckily Gramps knows the engravings for "True Insurance" all his property is bound to it, and it's essence is reclaimed after destruction for rebirth later. Sure there's some minor mishaps (especially for mass destruction), but a wardrobe imbued with the essence of a fish tank is a small price to pay vs dealing with bureaucrats.
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