Economic Masters Needed

Hey is there any Economancers around? I have a moderate chunk of gold that needs to be converted into Stocks. Gramps says the earlier I get invested the more dividends avaliable when I get released for my decade of vacation.

You know economancy AMALGMATE? That's great!

I should be able to transmute the gold to stocks via Gann's Incredible Investment (which would also animate the stocks as a semi-autonomous financial construct that would instinctively adjust your portfolio based on its market predictions). Issue being your condition, which would prevent me from actually binding the stocks to you.

You might be better served seeking out a mundane appraiser to evaluate the gold and an accountant to manage the stocks. I could technically still use Knox's Gold Standard to skip the appraisal and liquidate it directly to valid legal tender, assuming you can come up with a good explanation for the government as to where you acquired the money.

Oh that'll be no problem. Considering I'm not investing in mundane business. I'll directly be searching out budding potion shops and black magic markets. The price conversion is better.

I'm a consultant, I may be of help, though this might be the regulations of a different state, I can't really understand the terms here. Silly me, I know.

OK so I have about ten standard ingots of gold. I would like to transmute them into Stocks so I may raise new market ventures. That way I have a constant income stream from the shops as the decades pass by.

I see. I think there are people just to buy gold? There is many people who would do that and then you use that money to invest into your market ventures.

I don't know anyone personally, but there ought to be trusted people out there to handle this transaction for you.

Yeah Economancers that's what they're called.