Pocket Realm Flash sale

Hey folks. We had a small incident and one of Gramps pocket realm is collapsing. We got it under control now, But we'll be having a flash sale on some of the items that can no longer be persevered in their temporal locks. So over the next hours I'll be posting the items in this thread, as Gramps decides their viability.

First things first we got some Glacial berries. They hold a ice like consistency and will automatically turn to jam in a few hours. The downside is though tasty all alchemical properties are lost in the phase shift.

We also got some improbility engines. They run on a long extinct fuel. They'll produce some essence that's incompatible with reality.

Oh we got some glyphs very unstable looks like
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I really don't like these things they're wriggling...

please reply if there are any small items, windchimes, or bedding!

I also think this thread might be in the wrong category, i hope thats okay

Oops my mistake, not really paying attention right now, trying to drain a ocean of non-Euclidean liquid. No small items yet, but we're still sorting things. Though there's some fancy crystals and spider silk. Those could make some good ones.

Got a truck load of tuna melts that were persevered for a picnic that never happened. They're still steaming...

I got a literal flash, It's jar is breaking. This is really looks like a garage sale now. Oh just found bottle of lightning too.

What color is lightning? How big is the jar?

1 standard unit. Blue and gold. Enough to power a teir 5 formation by itself.

Oh no the Idiom zone has been breached.

Now we're into the idiot zone. Aka highly radioactive materials that people thought were magical. Does anyone need some iridium?

Ascended-Hermit wrote:Now we're into the idiot zone. Aka highly radioactive materials that people thought were magical. Does anyone need some iridium?

Uh, Gav? Does radiation also pass through you like water? Or are you wearing a hazmat suit at least?

Oh I'm fine. We actually shield radioactive materials.